Recently, I found a very dangerous blog. The Pioneer Woman Cooks is full of incredibly delicious looking, extremely fattening, wonderful recipes.

Also, sometime there are pictures of cute cowboys.

In chaps.

….Okay, I’m back now. Sorry about that.

After spending days scrolling through recipes and drooling slightly, I finally broke down and made Marlboro Man’s Favorite Sandwich.

Let me tell you, it lived up to the comments! I have never had a steak sandwich this good. I barely stopped myself from standing over the pan and eating the entire batch of steak and onions with a spoon, that’s how good it was.

But I was good, and now I have leftovers for lunch. (If I can keep some of my coworkers from stealing it, that is…but I think she was going to cave and make her own.)

Make this sandwich. I’m not kidding. You will die. It is THAT GOOD. If you have a date to make it for, s/he will love you forever. Feed your friends and inspire lifelong loyalty. I promise, you won’t regret it.